Saturday, October 9, 2010

Conducting An Experiment

Step 1: Form A Hypothesis- The world is a big place.

Step 2: Gather Information-
a. ambition overload
b. all of my efforts towards one goal all in vein
c. epic failure
d. refuse to accept the reality of a wrecking ball to dreams
d. milk everything in life to the bitter end until dead inside
e. surround one self with all the wrong people and trust them whole heartily
f. indulge epicuriously into unhealthy cravings

Step 3: Organize Materials-
a. break apartment lease with a very elaborate unnecessary Miami Vice scheme and drag innocent people into it
b. have a Sweet Escape Party in the West Village
c. put all belongings at Mother's
d. take Juneaux to Dad's
e. get inoculated
f. purchase a one way ticket to Spain

Step 4: Conduct Experiment In The Laboratory Of Life-
a. tell your boss that you just wanna dance
b. take the remaining money that was saved from more successful times(less than $10,000)
c. rely on blind faith
d. swan dive into the rabbit hole

Step 5: Results-
a. educate self on fine arts in Europe
b. work on a farm and realize how much of an indoorsy girl you are
c. tap into personal power and realize one's own strength
d. do things completely out of character
e. shed thirty years of layer after layer after corrupt layer from soul
f. eat a lot
g. meets lots of fascinating people
h. wear spectacles only
i. read far too many books
j. closely review the first thirty years of existence (the rough copy)
k. meditate for days
l. work in reversing family genetics in terms of mental and physical well being (I was raised by people who's forefathers philosophy on life is all that you need is duct tape and a butter knife to fix ANYTHING)
m. realize the people most dear to heart are no good for nothing, lose what little sanity remained
n. have many epiphanies,latest one being(#218 my lack of success in recent years due to my refusal to stroke egos to those of whom are undeserving)
o. get henna and put a bindi on forehead

Step 6: Conclusion-
the world is a small place (maybe a little too small sometimes) nama-f#*@ing-ste!

2 comments:

  1. We like to refer to it as duck tape. There's a stronger version out now call Gorilla tape. It really is better.

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